1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, all the time! Right now a naughty nurse……
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Hate morning sex! Your breath smells and you’re barely awake. Afternoon quickies and night time long nookies.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Usually closest to the window.
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Negative, nor will I ever.
5. Would you ever have sex in the shower or the bath?
Shower, bath would be too hot and the heat wears me out.
6. Do you watch/read pornography?
Ummm duh! Both! I even write it.
7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
8. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Specify what type of love. I am in love with someone on my friends list. I love my friends in a strictly platonic fashion.
9. Would you choose love or money?
I use to know this answer and would usually say love, but love is kicking my ass and money looks a bit easier to manage at this point in my life.
10. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Ball sucking, cunt licking, and Vietnamese peasant kidnap and deflowered role playing.
11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
12. Where is the most romantic place you would want to have sex?
Pressed up against the glass window of a high rise apartment. In the broad day light. With everyone watching. Now that’s my kinda romance.
13. Where is the weirdest place you would want to have sex?
At the skating rink in the middle of Discovery Park in Houston’s museum district.
14. What would you do if you were ever caught having sex?
Depends where, but in all honesty laugh and continue.
15. Would you ever go to a bar just to get sex?
Been there, done that.
16. Has anyone ever tried to pick you up in a bar?
Really? Is this rhetorical?
17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Oh goodness yes and will continue to do so.
18. Would you have sex in a movie theater?
I’d love to try.
19. Would you have sex outside?
20. Would you have sex in a bathroom?
Check, check, check xtimes a gazillion, next!
21. Would you ever have sex at work?
Bent over a desk and on the patients bed, with the leg spreading thingy ma jig perched wide open. Spread eagle style baby.
22. Bought something from an adult store?
Have you ever eaten ice cream?
23. Do you own any sex toys?
I select few I hardly use. I find my two fingers serve as the best gadget, best thing? Its organic! Oh yeah, I also prefer the real, throbbing thing.
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
LOL! Yes, I called someone Courtney when her name was Caroline.
26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Depends, how many times do I cum?
27. What’s your favorite sexual position?
I am boring, I have two favorites. Missionary and Doggy. I really enjoy missionary because, well only one particular person had ever been able to achieve this but when he brings his body close to mine his abdomen is able to rub my clit whilst his massively long and girthy cock hits my “deep spot” or aka A-Spot. OMG those orgasms are insanely intense I convulse like a patient receiving electric shock therapy. Goodness, I am gravely missing that person right now. Ummmm….intermission time….
28. What’s your favorite sex act?
Okay back! Umm all sex acts! Kinda fucking question is this?
29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes, many times my dear.
30. Would you ever use ‘toys’ in bed?
Of course! Why else would you buy them?
31. What would you do if your partner suggest a threesome?
Shriek like a tween who just shook Justin Beiber’s hand, then let the venery begin!
32. How many people have you slept with?
Do you count each and every steak you’ve destroyed? Neither do I with the genitals I have pounded.
33. What’s the strangest pick up line you’ve gotten?
Something about a Horse, a midget, and the horse’s twat..or trot.
34. If your lover/crush were in your bed right now, what would you do?
I’d read a book, paint my nails…. what the fuck do you think? I’d pound it!
Give her cab fare.
36. If you cheated on your lover how would you tell them?
Why would you tell them? You like drama? You wanna be an episode of A&E 48 hours?
37. What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
Honestly, if I didn’t know about it I would be pissed. That is cheating in every fashion and form. Then after the initial shock I’d drag the home-wreakin’ slut out by the hair fulls. After someone will have an irreversible penis fracture.
38. What would you do if you were cheated on?
Been there and cried about it, this time? I wouldn’t shed a tear. I would just walk away.
39. List 5 places you would love to make out fuck.
Bowling ally, movie theaters, museum, library, and church.
40. How many times do you masturbate in a week day?
Once in the morning, three times during brunch, twice during lunch, once at dinner and 6-10 times before bed.
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