Indecent Damnation: The Dom, The Damsel & Disciples

    My daily norm would include, but not entirely limited to: waking up, masturbation, eating, masturbate, sex blog maintenance, masturbating in result of blogging sex, social media, Blair scheduled interaction, in shower masturbation, and had I scheduled evening plans … Read More

Saigon Style Ball Sucking, Anyone?

Next to me, there is this awkward 6’2 powder pasty, fair skinned, freckled British man just standing a few feet away giving me the “I want to fucking rape you and cut up your bits and then rape the bits” look. His stance, his look, his basset hound-like facial features just highlighted the pathetic desperation he so strongly exuded.

How Premature Ejaculation Saved My Life

    Given the incident with Song/Si the Stalker bitch and the breach in security, I admit I was a tad bit pissed off and I did go into a fit of rage; but it was only a tinny-tiny, itty-bitty … Read More

Asa Akira & The Lewd Doppelganger

  It was just one of those nights where I just wanted to see some tits. X was still spending the week in LA, and wouldn’t be getting in until well after midnight. Hrm….. how should I entertain myself? Sure, … Read More

Fifty Shades of Flogger Red

Fifty Shades Blair Baby was rambling about her uuber busy schedule yet again and I was pretending to listen while secretly drowning her out. Blair Baby abruptly stopped mid-sentence to check if I had been paying her any attention. I … Read More

Banging the Wrong KOK

  Bangkok Summer of ’09: I decided to do a short stint in Bangkok. I had plans in ’08 to visit with some douche I was dating at the time, but his presence wasn’t worth the torture of a free … Read More

If Two is a Couple, Three is a Fucking Spree

Fucking Spree January in Vegas. The only time of the year that encourages a holiday hiatus from what to come with the winter season’s gift that keeps on giving; Influenza, Pertussis and viruses by the bunches. While we are on … Read More

Stalking the Saigon Slut

Saigon Slut I know I have been way behind on updating, so much has changed within the past week that I feel like I am 2 years older. I really can’t promise I will be posting any ‘outings’ for this … Read More

The Messalina Complex

  I decided to invite Sage out to dinner. She always knew the best K-BBQ places and I love how we can fuck with the Korean waitress/waiters. You’d never guess that Sage is a native Korean. This was also an … Read More

Who Let Her Cat Out of the Bag?

  Didn’t I emphasize, not too long ago, my drama-filled life of theatrics? One liaison in particular exemplifies why my present state of mind is best described as derangement. It is titled: Sex Kitten: Distressed, Deep, Dirty, then Dismembered I … Read More

Hoe Hunting: Treatin’ your Tricks

X and I attended a Swinger’s Party at a nearby lounge and it was fuck-a-thon festive! You know the type of party that “recommends” but not mandatory all you can eat mouth full of balls, all the muff you can stuff, and plow then be plowed night.
Yum Nom Nom Nom
My kind of buffet!

A Case of Sexually Transmitted Phalluspillia Mortis

  This week has been a disaster for me, but what week hasn’t been? I have been spending most of my time locked in my room, trying to customize, perfect, and build content so I can transfer the site over … Read More

Take Two…. No Action!

  Yesterday, bored I decided to entertain myself and browse Craigslist personal ADs W4W.  A few botched tits and asses later I came across a very petite gorgeous latina. Since I haven’t yet filled my carpet munching needs I decided … Read More

Milking the Mercenary

  Saturday through mid Monday morning’s debauchery, which ultimately led to discontentment with X had unraveled me. I was irked. In the town car that had shuttled me back to my hotel room, I sat there contemplating all I could … Read More

Pardon my French, but Menage no Twat?

  My entire life, thus far has played melancholy; poignant, pathetic and dramatically filled. I reminisce the most vivid theatrical occurrences; all I have failed and the consequences I suffered in light of my failures; I smile. Last night— (whew) … Read More

First Friday of Freedom…..

Freedom Last night I mass texted my (very limited) friends that were “my” actual friends. I am pretty sure you can relate: You know when you are in a relationship you accumulate a variety of friends the “two” of you … Read More

Kong Dong Gone Wrong

Dong Argh! I swear when I started this venture I expected to have massive orgies, a shit-ton of orgasms, fuck-a-thons, a hell of a time, and log my sexual adventures that even Wilt Chamberlain would be proud of. Thus far … Read More