Fifty Shades of Flogger Red

Fifty Shades Blair Baby was rambling about her uuber busy schedule yet again and I was pretending to listen while secretly drowning her out. Blair Baby abruptly stopped mid-sentence to check if I had been paying her any attention. I … Read More

The Messalina Complex

  I decided to invite Sage out to dinner. She always knew the best K-BBQ places and I love how we can fuck with the Korean waitress/waiters. You’d never guess that Sage is a native Korean. This was also an … Read More

Take Two…. No Action!

  Yesterday, bored I decided to entertain myself and browse Craigslist personal ADs W4W.  A few botched tits and asses later I came across a very petite gorgeous latina. Since I haven’t yet filled my carpet munching needs I decided … Read More

Pardon my French, but Menage no Twat?

  My entire life, thus far has played melancholy; poignant, pathetic and dramatically filled. I reminisce the most vivid theatrical occurrences; all I have failed and the consequences I suffered in light of my failures; I smile. Last night— (whew) … Read More

Kong Dong Gone Wrong

Dong Argh! I swear when I started this venture I expected to have massive orgies, a shit-ton of orgasms, fuck-a-thons, a hell of a time, and log my sexual adventures that even Wilt Chamberlain would be proud of. Thus far … Read More