A Guy’s Guide to Signs of Psycho

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Signs of Psycho A note of warning, I am making no effort to be politically correct with the “personality challenged” among us. I will freely be tossing around the term psycho, crazy, bat-shit insane, and other similar synonyms. It’s for … Read More

How Premature Ejaculation Saved My Life

    Given the incident with Song/Si the Stalker bitch and the breach in security, I admit I was a tad bit pissed off and I did go into a fit of rage; but it was only a tinny-tiny, itty-bitty … Read More

40 Naughty Questions

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Naughty Questions 1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? Yes, all the time! Right now a naughty nurse…… 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Hate morning sex! Your breath smells … Read More

Asa Akira & The Lewd Doppelganger

  It was just one of those nights where I just wanted to see some tits. X was still spending the week in LA, and wouldn’t be getting in until well after midnight. Hrm….. how should I entertain myself? Sure, … Read More

Banging the Wrong KOK

  Bangkok Summer of ’09: I decided to do a short stint in Bangkok. I had plans in ’08 to visit with some douche I was dating at the time, but his presence wasn’t worth the torture of a free … Read More

The Messalina Complex

  I decided to invite Sage out to dinner. She always knew the best K-BBQ places and I love how we can fuck with the Korean waitress/waiters. You’d never guess that Sage is a native Korean. This was also an … Read More

Who Let Her Cat Out of the Bag?

  Didn’t I emphasize, not too long ago, my drama-filled life of theatrics? One liaison in particular exemplifies why my present state of mind is best described as derangement. It is titled: Sex Kitten: Distressed, Deep, Dirty, then Dismembered I … Read More

Take Two…. No Action!

  Yesterday, bored I decided to entertain myself and browse Craigslist personal ADs W4W.  A few botched tits and asses later I came across a very petite gorgeous latina. Since I haven’t yet filled my carpet munching needs I decided … Read More

Pardon my French, but Menage no Twat?

  My entire life, thus far has played melancholy; poignant, pathetic and dramatically filled. I reminisce the most vivid theatrical occurrences; all I have failed and the consequences I suffered in light of my failures; I smile. Last night— (whew) … Read More

First Friday of Freedom…..

Freedom Last night I mass texted my (very limited) friends that were “my” actual friends. I am pretty sure you can relate: You know when you are in a relationship you accumulate a variety of friends the “two” of you … Read More