A Guy’s Guide to Signs of Psycho

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Signs of Psycho A note of warning, I am making no effort to be politically correct with the “personality challenged” among us. I will freely be tossing around the term psycho, crazy, bat-shit insane, and other similar synonyms. It’s for … Read More

Indecent Damnation: The Dom, The Damsel & Disciples

    My daily norm would include, but not entirely limited to: waking up, masturbation, eating, masturbate, sex blog maintenance, masturbating in result of blogging sex, social media, Blair scheduled interaction, in shower masturbation, and had I scheduled evening plans … Read More

Saigon Style Ball Sucking, Anyone?

Next to me, there is this awkward 6’2 powder pasty, fair skinned, freckled British man just standing a few feet away giving me the “I want to fucking rape you and cut up your bits and then rape the bits” look. His stance, his look, his basset hound-like facial features just highlighted the pathetic desperation he so strongly exuded.

The Complete Guide to Female Masturbation

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 Female Masturbation Guest Article by Brenda P.  It is said that all a woman needs is true love. What they do not tell you is that true love starts with loving yourself, both literally and figuratively. Yes, we are talking … Read More

How Premature Ejaculation Saved My Life

    Given the incident with Song/Si the Stalker bitch and the breach in security, I admit I was a tad bit pissed off and I did go into a fit of rage; but it was only a tinny-tiny, itty-bitty … Read More

Porn Blogs

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I thought I would be sweet and do share with you my top 5 favorite blogs that dedicate themselves to porno galore-o! So quit crying, read my shit and then finish yourself off at the select five porn blogs.

Yeah, you’re most welcome!

40 Naughty Questions

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Naughty Questions 1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? Yes, all the time! Right now a naughty nurse…… 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Hate morning sex! Your breath smells … Read More

Asa Akira & The Lewd Doppelganger

  It was just one of those nights where I just wanted to see some tits. X was still spending the week in LA, and wouldn’t be getting in until well after midnight. Hrm….. how should I entertain myself? Sure, … Read More

Fifty Shades of Flogger Red

Fifty Shades Blair Baby was rambling about her uuber busy schedule yet again and I was pretending to listen while secretly drowning her out. Blair Baby abruptly stopped mid-sentence to check if I had been paying her any attention. I … Read More

Banging the Wrong KOK

  Bangkok Summer of ’09: I decided to do a short stint in Bangkok. I had plans in ’08 to visit with some douche I was dating at the time, but his presence wasn’t worth the torture of a free … Read More

If Two is a Couple, Three is a Fucking Spree

Fucking Spree January in Vegas. The only time of the year that encourages a holiday hiatus from what to come with the winter season’s gift that keeps on giving; Influenza, Pertussis and viruses by the bunches. While we are on … Read More

The Messalina Complex

  I decided to invite Sage out to dinner. She always knew the best K-BBQ places and I love how we can fuck with the Korean waitress/waiters. You’d never guess that Sage is a native Korean. This was also an … Read More

Who Let Her Cat Out of the Bag?

  Didn’t I emphasize, not too long ago, my drama-filled life of theatrics? One liaison in particular exemplifies why my present state of mind is best described as derangement. It is titled: Sex Kitten: Distressed, Deep, Dirty, then Dismembered I … Read More

A Case of Sexually Transmitted Phalluspillia Mortis

  This week has been a disaster for me, but what week hasn’t been? I have been spending most of my time locked in my room, trying to customize, perfect, and build content so I can transfer the site over … Read More

Take Two…. No Action!

  Yesterday, bored I decided to entertain myself and browse Craigslist personal ADs W4W.  A few botched tits and asses later I came across a very petite gorgeous latina. Since I haven’t yet filled my carpet munching needs I decided … Read More

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