A Guy’s Guide to Signs of Psycho

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Signs of Psycho A note of warning, I am making no effort to be politically correct with the “personality challenged” among us. I will freely be tossing around the term psycho, crazy, bat-shit insane, and other similar synonyms. It’s for … Read More

Indecent Damnation: The Dom, The Damsel & Disciples

    My daily norm would include, but not entirely limited to: waking up, masturbation, eating, masturbate, sex blog maintenance, masturbating in result of blogging sex, social media, Blair scheduled interaction, in shower masturbation, and had I scheduled evening plans … Read More

Saigon Style Ball Sucking, Anyone?

Next to me, there is this awkward 6’2 powder pasty, fair skinned, freckled British man just standing a few feet away giving me the “I want to fucking rape you and cut up your bits and then rape the bits” look. His stance, his look, his basset hound-like facial features just highlighted the pathetic desperation he so strongly exuded.

How Premature Ejaculation Saved My Life

    Given the incident with Song/Si the Stalker bitch and the breach in security, I admit I was a tad bit pissed off and I did go into a fit of rage; but it was only a tinny-tiny, itty-bitty … Read More

Porn Blogs

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I thought I would be sweet and do share with you my top 5 favorite blogs that dedicate themselves to porno galore-o! So quit crying, read my shit and then finish yourself off at the select five porn blogs.

Yeah, you’re most welcome!

40 Naughty Questions

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Naughty Questions 1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? Yes, all the time! Right now a naughty nurse…… 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Hate morning sex! Your breath smells … Read More

Asa Akira & The Lewd Doppelganger

  It was just one of those nights where I just wanted to see some tits. X was still spending the week in LA, and wouldn’t be getting in until well after midnight. Hrm….. how should I entertain myself? Sure, … Read More

Banging the Wrong KOK

  Bangkok Summer of ’09: I decided to do a short stint in Bangkok. I had plans in ’08 to visit with some douche I was dating at the time, but his presence wasn’t worth the torture of a free … Read More

If Two is a Couple, Three is a Fucking Spree

Fucking Spree January in Vegas. The only time of the year that encourages a holiday hiatus from what to come with the winter season’s gift that keeps on giving; Influenza, Pertussis and viruses by the bunches. While we are on … Read More

Hoe Hunting: Treatin’ your Tricks

X and I attended a Swinger’s Party at a nearby lounge and it was fuck-a-thon festive! You know the type of party that “recommends” but not mandatory all you can eat mouth full of balls, all the muff you can stuff, and plow then be plowed night.
Yum Nom Nom Nom
My kind of buffet!

The Smut Slut [Blair Baby]

I woke up one sunny late afternoon with a considerably itching thought. After a dream as a contestant on a TV game show. My prize? Freedom from misery and relentless suffering after being condemned to 6 lifetimes in purgatory. The … Read More