How Premature Ejaculation Saved My Life

    Given the incident with Song/Si the Stalker bitch and the breach in security, I admit I was a tad bit pissed off and I did go into a fit of rage; but it was only a tinny-tiny, itty-bitty … Read More

40 Naughty Questions

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Naughty Questions 1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? Yes, all the time! Right now a naughty nurse…… 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Hate morning sex! Your breath smells … Read More

Fifty Shades of Flogger Red

Fifty Shades Blair Baby was rambling about her uuber busy schedule yet again and I was pretending to listen while secretly drowning her out. Blair Baby abruptly stopped mid-sentence to check if I had been paying her any attention. I … Read More

The Messalina Complex

  I decided to invite Sage out to dinner. She always knew the best K-BBQ places and I love how we can fuck with the Korean waitress/waiters. You’d never guess that Sage is a native Korean. This was also an … Read More

Kong Dong Gone Wrong

Dong Argh! I swear when I started this venture I expected to have massive orgies, a shit-ton of orgasms, fuck-a-thons, a hell of a time, and log my sexual adventures that even Wilt Chamberlain would be proud of. Thus far … Read More