Saigon Style Ball Sucking, Anyone?

Next to me, there is this awkward 6’2 powder pasty, fair skinned, freckled British man just standing a few feet away giving me the “I want to fucking rape you and cut up your bits and then rape the bits” look. His stance, his look, his basset hound-like facial features just highlighted the pathetic desperation he so strongly exuded.

40 Naughty Questions

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Naughty Questions 1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? Yes, all the time! Right now a naughty nurse…… 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Hate morning sex! Your breath smells … Read More

Asa Akira & The Lewd Doppelganger

  It was just one of those nights where I just wanted to see some tits. X was still spending the week in LA, and wouldn’t be getting in until well after midnight. Hrm….. how should I entertain myself? Sure, … Read More

Fifty Shades of Flogger Red

Fifty Shades Blair Baby was rambling about her uuber busy schedule yet again and I was pretending to listen while secretly drowning her out. Blair Baby abruptly stopped mid-sentence to check if I had been paying her any attention. I … Read More

Banging the Wrong KOK

  Bangkok Summer of ’09: I decided to do a short stint in Bangkok. I had plans in ’08 to visit with some douche I was dating at the time, but his presence wasn’t worth the torture of a free … Read More

If Two is a Couple, Three is a Fucking Spree

Fucking Spree January in Vegas. The only time of the year that encourages a holiday hiatus from what to come with the winter season’s gift that keeps on giving; Influenza, Pertussis and viruses by the bunches. While we are on … Read More