Asa Akira & The Lewd Doppelganger

  It was just one of those nights where I just wanted to see some tits. X was still spending the week in LA, and wouldn’t be getting in until well after midnight. Hrm….. how should I entertain myself? Sure, … Read More

Banging the Wrong KOK

  Bangkok Summer of ’09: I decided to do a short stint in Bangkok. I had plans in ’08 to visit with some douche I was dating at the time, but his presence wasn’t worth the torture of a free … Read More

The Messalina Complex

  I decided to invite Sage out to dinner. She always knew the best K-BBQ places and I love how we can fuck with the Korean waitress/waiters. You’d never guess that Sage is a native Korean. This was also an … Read More

A Case of Sexually Transmitted Phalluspillia Mortis

  This week has been a disaster for me, but what week hasn’t been? I have been spending most of my time locked in my room, trying to customize, perfect, and build content so I can transfer the site over … Read More

Milking the Mercenary

  Saturday through mid Monday morning’s debauchery, which ultimately led to discontentment with X had unraveled me. I was irked. In the town car that had shuttled me back to my hotel room, I sat there contemplating all I could … Read More

Pardon my French, but Menage no Twat?

  My entire life, thus far has played melancholy; poignant, pathetic and dramatically filled. I reminisce the most vivid theatrical occurrences; all I have failed and the consequences I suffered in light of my failures; I smile. Last night— (whew) … Read More

First Friday of Freedom…..

Freedom Last night I mass texted my (very limited) friends that were “my” actual friends. I am pretty sure you can relate: You know when you are in a relationship you accumulate a variety of friends the “two” of you … Read More